Pets

Warning: Nonsense, no plot fic up ahead. read at your own risk.





- YEOW! Get him offa me! Get him offa me!

- Maybe I will if ya get yer pet offa m.. Ow! Ow! Ow! Not the claw ya little fur ball!

"Insolent fool! How dare he attacked our servant?"

"That's because he painted me pink, you idiot!"

- I may regret asking this, but what the shell happened?

- Ask that bonehead... Ow!... over there! Look what he did ta Spike!

- It was just a joke, ok? Get him off! He's chewing my finger!

- Serve ya right. Ow! And ya got the nerve ta throw Klunk at me.

- Hey! He jumped on you because you ticked him off.

- Guys! This is getting old. You guys sort it out yourselves. Wanna get some snack Donnie?

- I'll get it. The kitchen is off-limit to you, remember?

"Those imbeciles! Can't they see we're sacrificing ourselves for our servant?"

"Right. Don't mind me. I just got flinging around by your pet. No big deal."

"Your incompetence in controlling your pet is what got us into this in the first place, hard skin!"

"Like you're the one to talk. At least my master doesn't paint me PINK."

- OW! Not the claw!

- YEOW! My finger is coming off!

- What's with all this commotion???

- Mikey...

- Spike...

- Paint...

- Klunk jump...

- Yeow! Sensei! HEEEEELLLPPP!!!

- ENOUGH!

- ...

- ...

- ...

- Until you learn to respect each other's pets, I will take them under my care...

- NO!

- ... and that's final!

"And least this giant rat has some sense in him."

"Wait until we put him under our command. He'll be one fine pet."

"Yeah right. Keep dreaming, fur ball."